Well, Mark said that you should wear a diaper.

好吧，Mark说过你应该穿一块尿布。

Hold still while I change this yucky diaper.

我下这恶心的尿布，别动哦。

Excuse me, where do you keep the diapers?

请问尿布在哪里？

Manny's putting him in his swimming diaper.

曼尼在游泳尿布。

I don't remember him changing a single diaper.

我记得连一块尿布都没过。

There are no diapers for children.

没有儿童的尿布。

He can play with him. And he can change his diaper.

可以跟玩； 还可以帮尿布。

What a good boy! Lets get this icky diaper off you.

乖宝宝！我们把这个讨厌的尿布脱下来。

But I might hold him wrong. Or put his diaper on wrong.

但是我可能的方法抱， 或是把尿片穿了。

I couldn't even change his diaper. I was so nervous and anxious.

“我甚至没法尿布。我当时又紧张又焦虑。

And besides...I know that cry, and somebody else is changing that diaper.

另外... 我知道这哭声啥意思，该有人去尿布了。

Not until I change her diaper. Could you just give me two minutes?

除非我她个尿片。请等我两分钟好吗？

A race called Diapers to Dorms Dash.

一个名为“尿布向前冲”的比赛。

Change his diaper. Do little stuff like that.

做一些小事情，比如孩子尿布之类的。

Yeah, which is where we buy diapers.

没，就是买尿布的地方啊。

Help me diaper the baby, will you?

帮我替宝宝包尿布，好吗？

You could sell diapers to a Sumo.

你的口才绝对可以把尿不湿卖相扑手。

" Do surgeons really wear diapers through long surgeries? "

“外科医生真的会在长时间的手术中穿尿布吗？”

Now, let's put on a new diaper.

现在，我们来穿新的尿布。

I wanted this to work so much. I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas.

我真希望我们能合得来，我还在替它尿布，替它抓跳蚤。