You got to be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook?

搞什么 在Facebook加了斯图尔特为好友？

Oh, come on, pretending that you've been friended by God.

噢 拜托 假装和上帝加了好友。

When Siri is the only person who's there for you...It kind of makes you realize being friended is not the same thing as having friends.

当只有Siri意挺时，会让意识到互粉好友并不等的朋友。

You simply communicate photographs and catchy posts to a diverse group of people whom you have " friended" or " followed" based on an accidental interaction.

只是将照片和吸引人的帖子传达给一个不同的群体，这些人是基偶然的互动而 “加为好友” 或 “关注” 的。