Strutting like an ageing majorette, are we?

阔步像是个老鼓手队长 是吧？

And it is the item that I suspect people would say is the least likely for you to have had as a feature of your life, and that is your drum majorette baton.

我猜人们会说这是你一生中最不可有的东西，那就是你的鼓乐队指挥棒。