This is the first time I've worn a watch since my bat mitzvah.

这是我年以来一次戴过的手表。

She's got bat mitzvah jitters. - Yeah.

她咬定的事，没能改变。 - 也是。

Mom? My bar mitzvah bonds. How much do I got? Thanks.

？我的年礼红包拿多少？谢谢。

What do you mean, it's bar mitzvah season? There's no such thing.

什么叫" 受戒仪式" ？哪有这说法。

Well, let's just say it was the most vicious bar mitzvah speech in the history of Temple Beth El.

好吧，相当于是说这是贝赛尔教会，史上最恶毒的犹太年礼演讲。

I had a backwards bar mitzvah here for my 31st birthday.

- 我 31 岁生日时这里举行一次倒退的年礼。

I laid out half my bar mitzvah bonds to get it.

我花掉一半的年礼基金买的呢。

Closed for joseph nitzberg's bar mitzvah.

因为约瑟芬·尼兹伯格的受戒仪式关闭。

Sidebar -- bar mitzvah season is approaching.

顺便说一声 礼就要到。

Or did you jump into the hora at that bar mitzvah one time?

或者你有没有一次礼上跳进 hora？

I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

P我要给一头独角兽和妖精洗礼。

You're gonna say something worse than the bar mitzvah remark?

你要说些比年礼更糟糕的话吗？

It's a bar mitzvah in one of our faith-friendIy function rooms.

这是我们的信仰自由间里。

Mazel tov to the family. What a mitzvah to be part of this day.

今能登堂 荣幸之至。

Isn't there a bat mitzvah girl somewhere in need of a Shirley Temple?

难道需要秀兰·邓波儿的地方就找不到一个犹太女孩吗？

Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.

可也不能输给那啥Kyle火焰队啊。

It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah. The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek and handed you a savings bond.

受戒仪式都没这么痛苦 那些老家伙也就捏捏你的小脸蛋 就把储蓄债券给你。

This gave his son enough time to celebrate his bar mitzvah, go with his family to Hawaii, and see a brother be born.

这让他的儿子有足够的时间来庆祝自己的受戒礼、跟家去夏威夷、见证自己亲弟弟的降生。

How much of my mitzvah money is it gonna take for you to pop that top and serve me up some super fine taytays?

要多少赏钱 你才肯撩起衣衫 让我尝尝你滴胸器?

I can't be this close to having all my dreams come true only to have them yanked away by one transgression at a stranger's bar mitzvah.

我从未离梦想如此之近 绝不能因为我婚前和其他有男生越礼之举就轻言放弃。