We're here today because you screwed up.

今天我们这是因为你犯了错。

She thinks she screwed up the exam.

她认为考试考砸了。

And then he just said, we're so screwed.

他说，我们完蛋了。

If childbirth is half this bad, you are so screwed!

如果你孩子时候有现一半疼你就完蛋了!

Pretending like our lives aren't screwed?

假装我们没有一团糟？

Really? Even after she screwed you out of your trust fund?

真？她诈骗完你信托基金后？

Until then, all we know is that you screwed up again.

那之前，我们只知道你们又搞砸了。

If one misses the due date, everyone will be screwed.

一个人没按时间节点完成任务，所有人都得跟着背锅。

And USIS, in the other parts of the world, was pretty screwed up.

而美国新闻处，世界其他地方，是非常糟糕。

The only reason she offered up her dusty womb is because she's screwed.

她拿出她老旧子宫为我们孩子只是因为她手头紧。

And she would never be able to forgive me if I screwed it up.

如果我搞砸了 她永远也不会原谅我。

Now you know what to say when you've screwed up and made a mistake.

现你知道当你搞砸了，犯了错误时该说什么了。

You waited until after you screwed me to show me that gun.

你上了我之后才给我看那把枪。

Which means Bela Lugosi...meaning me...is totally screwed.

那就意味着贝拉·卢戈西...也就是我...要倒霉了。(贝拉·卢戈西：饰演过德古拉演员)。

Can't you just say, " I admit it, I screwed up" ?

你就不能说 “我承认，我错了”？

It screwed out as people get lazy.

当人们变得懒惰时候，它就会把这里搞得一团糟。

Oh, you nearly... - I nearly screwed it.

哦，你差点… … - 我差点搞砸了。

You screwed him, and now I am.

你跟他睡过，如今我也睡了。

It'll screw us. - We're already screwed.

一发布我们就完了 - 早就完了。

Sure. Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend.

好。再讲一次你怎么出糗让佩妮和她旧男友复合吧。