Once upon a time, there was a girl with golden locks.
You know what?
Maybe it was like a... A rugged woodsy dude.
Yeah.
The beds were too hard, the chairs were too soft, the porridge was too...
This Goldilocks wanted something tastier.
Those look just right.
First, he drove the Ram 2500 Rebel to pick up some dinner.
Too hot!
Some really big dinner.
