Now picture your favorite strand of pearls dangling in the 24-year-old cleavage of said bimbo while she is using your first edition Robert Frost as a coaster and your 19th century French crystal vase as an ashtray.
The fulfilled guests sat back, sniffed, drank their coffee, laughed, tipped their cigarette ash on the floor, having missed the ashtray by a hair's breadth, gossiped, and refilled their glasses.