Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混似的？

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你是要当个傻逼咯。

It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

All these broker douches look alike.

但我是跟杰森一起长大的。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话题怎么样 为什么莱纳德是个大混 假设大混有可能存在。

And he just graduated from a-hole to douche.

他变态指数大大飙升啊。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢 西摩。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混的消息吗？

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也是有10桶酒的傻帽。也即是，我的新好友。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中的傻逼。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个大傻冒。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能那么讨人嫌，因为如果你是的话，你是不会承认的。

Did she just call me a douche?

她刚我二逼？

You forgot to flush again, you little douche.

你上厕所又没冲水 你个屎人。

You just Gratitude the way you just articulated at if this was read your douche.

如果这是你的混，你只是感激你刚才达的方式。

Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?

他是个大傻瓜而你不是？