Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything.

想象下这个马屁精为所有事背黑锅。

I'm a better kisser than you are.

我吻技比你好。

You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.

你真是接吻高手 -嗯，我吻过超过四个女人。

Yeah, he was always a good kisser, and he could always make me laugh.

是啊，他接吻很棒，也能随时逗我开心。

For your information, I've been told that I'm a very good kisser, all right?

我告诉你，别人说我是接吻高手。

No, by women, women with lots of experience. Every single one of them said that I was a great kisser.

不，是经验丰富女人们说。她们每一个人都说我是接吻高手。

Who's a better kisser, Liam Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper?

谁是更好接吻者，利亚姆海姆斯沃斯或布拉德利库珀？

And maybe 'cause you're a good kisser.

可能还因为你吻技不错吧。

Every single one said I was a great kisser.

她们每一个人都说我是接吻高手。

He, uh, he happened to be an excellent kisser.

他 他碰巧接吻技术高超。

I've been told I'm a very good kisser, all right?

别人说我是接吻高手？

What did you say? Um, I said that you were a good kisser...

你写了什么 我说你是个接吻高手。

Teacher's pet, apple polisher, butt kisser - - Bart!

老师宠物，马屁精，马屁精- -巴特！

Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser.

你们相信吗？ 居然说我不是接吻高手。

I mean, Dan's a good kisser, but that good?

丹吻技是不错 但也不至于好到那个地步吧？

You're a reaIIy good kisser. Chandler: WeII, I have kissed over four women.

你真是接吻高手. 哦, 我吻过不止四个女人。

Smart, kind, good kisser? What, those things aren't on your list?

聪明 好心 吻功一流 难道这些不是你条件？

Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser.

那个混球敢多看你一眼, 我就给他一顿老拳。

He's a good kisser and he's gonna do my taxes for free.

他是个亲吻高手 还免费帮我报税。

Wow, I mean, you did just such a good kisser. I would never have known.

哇哦，我是说，你接吻技术那么高超，我还真没想到。