Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

见过犀牛排便吗？

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

I really need my measly, pathetic job scooping your dog's poop.

我真需要这份给狗收狗屎活。

Is it unhealthy if you don't poop every day?

如果没有每天大便话，会不健康吗？

Terrific. The fart that pooped gold.

不得了啊 这屁能拉金。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

有想过为什么鸟要向上拉屎吗？

That's bird poop, dead birds and trees and mulch.

是鸟粪、死鸟、树木和地膜。

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己大便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

Gee, l don't know. Maybe the gulls pooped on him, eh?

不知道 也许这个笨蛋累了吧？

When they're not eating, pandas rest and rest and poop and poop.

当它们不吃东西时候，熊猫休息，休息，然后拉屎。

He would be collecting a bucket a day of goose poop in it.

他每天要收集一桶鹅粪。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

All right, we've got some fresh poop in here.

好了，我们发现了一些新鲜便便。

The presence of certain molecules tipped them off that it was indeed human poop.

某些分子存在提示他们这确实是人类粪便。

On the other hand, cats bury their poop in an attempt to hide its smell.

另一方面，猫会把粪便埋起来，试图隐藏它气味。

Meanwhile, German cockroaches will eat their own poop, vomit, and dead or dying colony members without hesitation.

与此同时，德国蟑螂可以吃自己排泄物和呕吐物，并且会毫不犹豫地食用死去或濒临死亡群体成员。

Things start moving and you gotta poop.

腹中翻江倒海，想去趟厕所。

Then we are asked How are you doing? I am not going to be the only party poop here.

当我们被问到好吗? 时 我才不要作唯一扫把星。