Duncan wears a toupee to cover his bald head.

邓肯戴了顶假发来盖住他秃头。

" I don't wear toupee, it's my hair."

“我不戴假发，这是我头发。”

Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.

他说那是《星际迷航》里毛毛球。但其实也可能只是假发，反正不管是哪样，都蛮酷。

Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.

除了这顶烂假发吗？我开玩笑。这可是真头发。

" Some things are better left unsaid, " said Mr. Wiggins, adjusting his toupee.

“有些事情最好还是不要说出来，”威金斯边说，边调整着他假发。

I was just checking if I left my toupee here.

我来看看是不是把假发忘在这了。

Well, only to distract from his toupee.

没错 只是为了掩饰他假发。

" Your toupee looks like my pet  weasel, " he told Principal Wiggins.

“你假发看起来像我宠物黄鼠狼，”他告诉威金斯校长。

Number two... don't stare at guests who are wearing toupees.

第二 别大眼珠子瞪着戴假发嘉宾。

You can't - you cannot live with a man who starts to wear toupee and thinks he is handsome now and rejuvenated.

你不能——你不能和个开始戴假发并认为现在很英俊并且恢复了活力男人起活。

And I keep telling men - so, you see, rather dead than going to a psychiatrist, but at the same time, rather dead than ever wearing a toupee.

我直告诉人们——所以，你看，宁可死也不要去看精神科医，但同时，宁可死也不要戴假发。